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Facts of the Mayonnaise Conspiracy – Commissioned by The Marmot.

The facts covered in this commission cover:

1. How the ECA uses wikipedia to distort the truth of Bulgaria
2. How the CMI uses FedEx to blackmail the ECA in distorting the information about mayonnaise.
3. How the CMI are the puppet masters of our reality
4. How the CMI uses its leverage over the food distributing industries to poison the people of this reality with mayonnaise thus obscuring the truth.

The Facts of the conspiracy
Fact the less we known about the truth the less we are likely to do anything about it.
Fact the ECA created wikipidea to back up their claim of Bulgaria in fears that the truth might come out about their practical joke.
Fact the Cabinet Making Industry (CMI) knows what the ECA did and is blackmailing the ECA in using their tools to distort the truth of mayonnaise.
Fact FedEx controls world wide shipping and is the militant wing of the CMI.
Fact the food distributing industry, mainly restaurants rely on shipments to sustain their business.
Fact shipments are supplied by FedEx or one of their cover business.
Fact restaurants cannot survive without cabinets or deliveries.
Fact the CMI has the world by the balls and can force their will and perception of reality upon us by distributing mayo.
Fact mayonnaise is instrumental in the overall success of the CMI’s primary objective.

How it is connected.

I must warn you, this is a lot to take in. Since The Marmot was the first Time Waster leader to step up to the task of learning the truth I have given a good amount of information about the mayonnaise conspiracy. Divulging will make me a target of the CMI and knowing the facts might make you a target as well. So continue to read ONLY if you think you can handle the consequences of your understanding of these facts.

For those of you that know about this series of connected servers, switches, and routers commonly known as the “Internet” it would not take you long to find the cartographers interpretation of what mayonnaise is especially if you look at the ECA’s site “wikipedia.org”

The fact is, wikipedia.org was created by the European Cartographers (ECA) in response to the growing concern that this “Internet” might make available their long standing practical joke of a country named Bulgaria. By creating an ECA friendly site, a source of great knowledge, they are able to continue their rouse of a country in Europe named Bulgaria.

Sadly, the ECA was blackmailed by FedEx, the silent partner in the Mayo industry to destroy the orgins and truth about mayonnaise. FedEx is most known for their fast world wide delivery, however that business is mealy a front. FedEx is in reality the militant arm of the /cabinet making industry/ and there success in business as given them a great deal of capital to work in order to continue their distribution of mayonnaise world wide, reaching every part of the globe.

It is widely known that FedEx has the green light to travel virtually unquestioned to any part of the world thus making them the perfect means to enforcing the CMI’s will upon the globe.

CMI is one of the oldest industries in the known universe and is the only industry that predates language. Some speculate that they themselves are responsible for what we know as language today.

Knowing that the ECA has long duped the Western Hemisphere into thinking there is a place known as Bulgaria the CMI had used this knowledge to blackmail them into distributing an alternative explanation to what mayonnaise is and where it came from. If you are wondering what happens when you cross the CMI ask Greece. Upon threats to expose the myth of Bulgaria to the world the CMI tanked their economy. Now, Greace is back to admiting that Bulgaria is an actual country.

The CMI has no direct stake in the world knowing the truth of Bulgaria, if the west were to learn of the prank the CMI would loose leverage over the ECA and wikipedia may divulged the facts of what mayonnaise truly is.

Now most people are not asking themselves “why would FedEx and Cabinate Makers want with mayonnaise and why would they go to such lengths to distort the true purpose of the mayonnaise recipt and its orgin?” This is in fact the purpose of mayonnaise, to make it so we do not question obvious flaws within our reality.

Due to the ariticels of understanding which ended the now forgotten mayonnaise riots there are ways to prevent you from unknowingly eating mayonnaise.

If you want to know more about the truth and facts of mayonnaise and how it is poisoning our very understanding of reality and its connection to teal as well as to learn how you can protect yourself from the evilitity of mayonnaise I need more donations.